Tangled Mind

Me: [multiple emails regarding possibility of exchange today]
Solicitor: $FreeholdMgmtCo will not send the Insurance until you pay the money, they will not wait until completion. They said that they need £110.000.00.
Me: WHAT? ONE HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND? [yep, I shouted]
Solicitor:Yes, they said that is how much you owe them
Me: That is absolutely ridiculous... I am very very unhappy about this -- and there is no way I can pay £110,000.
Solicitor: No it's only £110.00.

edit I should add that there's a 5-10 minute gap between each of the above emails.

[Poll #1093576]

Email from letting agent: "the amount we have received from you for his over paid rent is £34.71 less than we need it to be. The amount Ravi should be refunded is £485.15 and not £450.44."
email to letting agent: "the shortfall is probably because your original email said that the rent was overpaid by £450.44, see attached email."
telepathy in general direction of letting agent: "GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE"

In other news, have spoken to solicitor who was all smiles and cheer like someone doing her job properly. Have agreed to send her ~40 unnumbered pages received by fax in February 2000 when I was buying the place. "Yes," she says, "of course 'office copies' refers to Land Registry stuff."
telepathy in general direction of solicitor "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO THREE WEEKS AGO? NOW GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE"

Cunning plan: I will go away and leave them alone.