Well, this morning dawned distinctly autumnal, so I didn't mind going to werk -- well, a werk meeting in Bury St Eds -- at 9am instead of heading back to the beach. Even though beach yesterday was (a) nigh perfect (b) very good for my lungs: peak flow is back up to 75% of what it should be (~60% of personal best). (GP tomorrow, x-ray results, moar steroids mebbe.)

Achieved so far today:
- get up before it was properly light
- preparation for werk meeting
- assemble smart outfit for werk meeting in warm weather
- drive to werk meeting, arriving within 5 mins of schedule.
- engage brain
- take delivery of a great deal of badly-formatted, unclean* data
- ask pertinent questions, probably
- drive back from werk meeting along country lanes, thus avoiding A14 tailbacks
- take delivery of £100 of M&S werkwear
- check in with new boss and assure her all is in progress

Not achieved so far today:
- close benefit claim: all their lines are busy, all the time.

Plan:
- sit on balcony with cold drink
- build database
- close benefit claim

Werking from home all week, yay!

*and bestiall and untaughte
Cataclysmic Boss and I have been wrangling Dragon NaturallySpeaking, inhibited by a RealTek soundcard and ad-hoc colour coding.
Cataclysmic Boss has now bullied it into quiet sulks by reading it Horace. In Latin.
Poor Dragon! (It's doing its best, but the transcription is utterly surreal.)
Dear Lazyweb
I am looking at services that convert voicemail to email. Any recommendations from personal experience?
edit: voicemail left on landline not mobile
so, yesterday's half-day of Access databasing was actually quite fun, and I ticked off almost all of their wishes and did a lot of cleaning up (legacy database maintained by people without database skillz).

Access types, can you help?
They want to be able to add records into the (Access 2003) database via an external, intranet page. I poked around at Data Access Pages (which I've not used) but results were inconclusive. Any solutions, pointers, suggestions? It's a 'nice to have' rather than a requirement, so I'm not going to put too much effort into it, but if there's a relatively quick and painless way of doing it that would be great.

offline for rest of afternoon -- they don't want me back til Monday morning -- so am treating myself to swim and Inception, yes, again.
commute, tasks, books, people, canteen, flexibility )
All of which may say as much about ExJob, which really messed me up mentally, than this one.

And may also say something about me: I get bored easily, I slack off and then can't get started, and that has only happened a couple of times and it's easy enough to pick up the slack with a book that looks intriguing.
My google-fu is failing me on this, but AKICOLJ ...

The problem:
- I am checking pages which include non-standard characters (e.g. quotations in Greek, names in Turkish, mathematical functions, astronomical symbols etc.)
- These characters are coded as Unicode Hexadecimal NCRs, e.g. Tòν is coded as Tòν
- All Unicode characters must be supported in Verdana

My current modus operandi:
- for each character, do a copy-paste-find on this page of supported characters
- or for slightly longer texts, get the NCRs converted via this copy-paste conversion utility, and look at included/excluded ranges on the page of supported characters

What I really really want:
- a website (nothing downloadable) where I can:
--- copy the non-standard text (or, failing that, the HTML code with the NCRs)
--- paste it into a text box
--- specify 'show me this in Verdana'
--- be alerted to (or at least be able to see) which characters are supported and which are not.

Alternatively
- point out the bleedin' obvious solution which I am missing!
Guess where the software people are?

Manila.

Luckily they're all okay, and given the circumstances nobody really has a problem with the new release / test cases being late. (Also, there will be a corporate collection / donation for victims of the flooding, whether employees or not. How nice to work for an ethical company!)

So I was back to (offline) proofreading* today, YAY!

Also, actual boss is in after a week of evil viral thing: she seems very nice and has heard that I'm vastly overqualified. "Don't tell anyone," I pleaded.

I think they will let me come back post-holiday. So many books ...

*teledermetology, the Federal Reserve during the Great Depression, shipping law (search and seizure), seagrass ecology, Plato's Meno, Greek philosophy in early Christian theology, something utterly opaque -- with formulae -- about elasticity, courtship in Elizabethan poetry, early C20 Russia ...

last day at werk!

Thursday, January 17th, 2008 09:54 am
As is traditional, I have brought in snacks and sweets (not even past sell-by) and emailed everyone in the office to say goodbye.

Am keeping score of the 'blimey, didn't know you were going' responses. Four so far.

EDIT: Six.
Edit Seven.
Edit Eight, sort of. (Colleague in same dept as me, who heard yesterday.)

Handover ...

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 04:31 pm
I've just had an intensive half-hour meeting with a colleague. (Scheduled for 3, happened at 4. First scheduled meeting today that has not been cancelled.) I told him what I was planning to work on for my last two days, and mentioned the Major Handover tomorrow, and intimated that I would not actually care if a particular project underwent another change of direction.

Right at the end of the meeting he blinked at me and said, "Er -- are you leaving us, then?"

Trying very hard to keep a straight face. And wondering who else has or hasn't been told.

Pilates and Temptation

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 08:51 am
Last night I went to my first Pilates class -- which turned out to be mat-based Pilates rather than the kind that uses medieval torture equipment. It was not what I had expected: more like Iyengar yoga than anything, except gentler, and with New Agey music that kept quoting Saint-Saens. Some of my muscles are complaining, but I found it pretty easy and quite restful.

Last night I also gave into temptation: I had a corned beef sandwich. For some reason (hormonal?) I found myself craving red meat, which I stopped eating ~1996. This morning I feel queasy, headachy and unsettled. Fairly clear cause-and-effect.

Edit to add: I also slept pretty badly and had some weird and unsettling dreams, including one set airside at an American airport where they wouldn't let me leave: high-heeled [livejournal.com profile] fishlifter came to my rescue with teleporting superpowers. Or maybe that really happened. Who can tell?

This morning I left home in the dark for the first time this year. I've been getting into werk as late as possible, but today had to drop off car for servicing. This 'dawn' thing I have read about is really rather pretty. If only it happened every day*.

So I am in werk early, all set to print and sort barcodes again because the site claims they only received half of the ones we sent before Christmas.

*Lately, 'dawn' seems to involve a slight lightening of the grey. But today it's sunny! Yay!
Yesterday's post about this really really important meeting that's messed up my plans.

Just had meeting (which I came in at 9am for). Meeting lasted 15 mins and mostly consisted of neither of the other two parties having reviewed the stuff that I have to have finished by tomorrow.

I am probably going to have to bite my own tongue out to avoid saying what I think about this.

Oh, and the PDF saga?

Apparently it would have been no problem at all to amend the script to produce them in a sensible order.
I'm trying to come up with a symbol / icon to indicate that information in a paragraph applies only to the current version / differs in previous versions / has changed. Have considered and discarded 'pencil editing', 'multiple folders' and the actual version number. Can anyone think of a symbol that conveys 'look out for different info elsewhere'?

Werking from Home

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 05:38 pm
Good things about werking from home:
- two-screen setup on Windoze laptop, which is making screencast editing a heck of a lot easier
- retail therapy at lunchtime (there are no shops in Back of Beyond where I werk)
- good bad coffee made just right
- spontaneous lunch choices
- chocolate ice-cream in fridge
- a lie-in
- Radio 3
- PEACE AND QUIET (apart from damn'd builders and scaffolders upstairs)
- purry pusscats
- natural light
- large-enough working surface

Bad things about werking from home:
- terrible stabbing pain in right thigh around 6pm. Yep, pusscat dinner time ... thanks for the reminder, Sam.

Careers meme

Thursday, September 13th, 2007 05:36 pm
By way of approx 50% of my f-list:
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top umpty results:

1. Multimedia Developer (slightly, a bit)
2. Website Designer (ditto)
3. Desktop Publisher (what?)
4. Computer Programmer (done that, got the T-shirt)
5. Industrial Designer (cannot draw! but questions only asked what I liked, not what I was good at.)
6. Animator (as 5)
7. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (as 5)
8. Interior Designer (as 5, though I did read that as Inferior Designer in which case yes)
9. Fashion Designer (as 5)
10. Costume Designer (as 5)

My current main role is #32.
apparently our deadline is now some time next week. (Not that I knew this until about 4pm: no, no, thought it was today.)

I have resolutely booked two days off between now and Current Deadline Date, and indicated a healthy (or possibly worrying) lack of concern about the whole business.

It will be a very polished product.

Technology is .wnk

Monday, June 18th, 2007 01:13 pm
I'm using WINK (freeware screencasting app) to record mini-tutorials for training purposes.* It's pretty easy to use and the results -- Flash format, fairly compact -- are good, but is there anything better?

Requirements:
- recording screen activity and mouse/key clicks
- annotation
- voiceover
- logical paths through multiple possibilities (there is a better way of phrasing this but cannot think of it)
- multichoice
- scoring, e.g. for a quiz: how many times did they pick the right answer?

It is rather unfortunate that the file extension for the intermediate stage is .WNK. Is there something they're trying to tell me?






*actually, I'm spamming LJ and vaguely tidying up. But in principle I'm werking. Honest

3 = 17, no, really

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 03:19 pm
Re Creative Mathematics:
dragged self to office today to discover that our deadline is no longer Friday (as determined last week). No no, it's now June 9th.

SEVENTEEN DAYS. As opposed to 3.

Which is good because I have a chance of getting stuff done, including the stuff I was told to stop doing last week in favour of stuff no one will read stuff wot is Wrong other stuff to which I have just applied some late changes.

But which is bad because I'd have stayed in bed if I'd known; because will this project never end; because the fact we have no deadline may well imply that we have no client contract; because I'd really like to take a few days off, and don't feel I can do so (medical ickiness aside) until the thing is out of the door and we have bolted, barred and burnt said door.

Shall stop worrying about leaving early for cinema tomorrow though :)

Creative mathematics

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007 11:10 am
[Poll #989952]
re yesterday's post about changes to requirements, at last minute and extremely short notice, landing me with some work that I regard as not only unnecessary at this point but also detrimental to things that imo are higher-priority ...

... the problem (which continues to enrage me) is not the change of requirements. Stuff like that happens all the time. It's that I -- who am the sole technical author here, am supposed to coordinate my work and requirements, and am frequently exhorted to take responsibility and make decisions without referring to senior management -- made a decision based on workload, deadlines, target audiences, state of development and interaction with other departments.

And that decision was overruled.

What I'm doing today isn't quite the same as typing up and making 100 copies of today's Times ready for distribution as 'current' on a random date in the future. But it's not far off.

Werk

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 03:09 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dear boss, if you had requested this action two months ago life would have been a great deal easier. and now i don't have time. or patience. or enthusiasm. no love, me

edited to give context ... )

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