Definitions

[tamaranth]

Alarm -- the sensation felt when, alone in the flat, someone clasps your shoulders from behind.
Amusement -- the very unjust and unkind desire to laugh hysterically when your cat, having induced Alarm, cannot unhitch his claws from your cardigan and has to stay like that all evening.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

Oh dear! They will do this kind of thing.

[lj_stowaway]

ahaha! Oh Sam. (Or was it Shiva?) *g*

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sam: Shiva is far too polite to do more than pat me insistently. Sam wants to be close to me, and if that means insinuating himself between my back and the chair-back, so be it ...

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[snork]

[marypcb.livejournal.com]

hoot!

[pennski.livejournal.com]

You have wreaked your wrevenge!