wild animals

[tamaranth]

Oi, you two:

Cats who shit on the rug in a really dark corner the day before the quarterly property inspection -- and then snigger (don't think I can't tell) as I track it through the entire flat -- will be taken to the Wildlife Hospital and traded in.

Just sayin'.

Love, the Person who Feeds You.

Comments

[antipope-cats.livejournal.com]

HEEE HEEE!!!! DAT 1Z S000000000000 FUNN1!!!!!!! 1 W1L HAV 2 REMEMEMEMBER DAT WON!!!11!!!!

[samandshiva.livejournal.com]

you can use it as long as you credit me. s-h-i-v-a. it was all my idea, sam is a pushover and never gets blamed for anything even tho he is the one with the PROBLEM.
anyway she ignored us yesterday and made a fuss over some smelly orange thing in the garden, so she was asking for it

[korintomichi]

Alice T Cat says:
Always puke on the rug and never on the nice "easy wipe" laminate flooring. It also helps if you make a big fuss just before you honk too, so you can have a good laugh watching your slaves fly around the house trying to find something disposable for you to vomit on.

[ivory-goddess.livejournal.com]

That's the problem with large, well-ventilated rooms: you don't necessarily get the important 'smell' clue. If you live in an ill-ventilated place you can usually smell 'accidents' upon entering the room in question!