Dear Amazon, please be consistent

[tamaranth]

Last time I was fretting about an order and you said 'dispatching soon', you meant 'we are never actually going to send you this'.
This time, the item you are 'dispatching soon' has in fact already arrived.

*bounce*

and will take 3 hours to charge ...

Comments

[ajshepherd.livejournal.com]

Ooh, got a nice new toy?

Coincidentally, I got something from Amazon today which I never got an email about letting me know it had been sent.

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

very nice new toy! allegedly dispatched yesterday (though it arrived at noon ...)

[gummitch.livejournal.com]

Would it be one of those things you were squeeing over on Friday evening?

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

can't remember! Was squeeing over so very many things. It's prettier than latexiron's, though ...

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

It's a vibrator, right? -)

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I understand some people use 'em as sex aids ...

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Perhapos you're going to get two?

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

that would be quite fab!