CATS ARE EVIL

[tamaranth]

Funniest thing I've read so far today: why living with a cat is essentially the same as living with a psychotic room-mate.

I have a solution to this one. It is called Two Closed Doors Between My Bed and Cat-Beds. Like the hygiene rule about the number of doors 'tween kitchen and toilet, except this is mental health.

Sam is sitting next to me looking as though butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. No sign of the furry demon visiting wrath upon a champagne cork ten minutes ago.

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[fastfwd.livejournal.com]

Actually, there was a joke I read sometime ago that said cats were essentially little men in cheap fur coats.:)

We would allow Miss Kitty Calgary to sleep with us except for her unfortunate habit of standing on Chris at 4 in the morning. He's a light sleeper and has trouble getting back to sleep. By comparison, if she stood on me, I'd never know the difference.

Sometimes she demonstrates restraint and we let her spend the night in her favourite spot, which is down by Chris's feet (rather than, say, on his solar plexus).

We call this--wait for it--menage a chat.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[surliminal.livejournal.com]

Laf :-)

[ivory-goddess.livejournal.com]

We also have 2 Closed Doors between where we sleep & where the cats sleep*. This works very well. No cats fighting on the bed in the wee small hours, & no cats projectile vomiting from the top of the wardrobe.



*except when D falls asleep on the sofa & doesn't wake up to go to bed...