Took delivery of new to me car despite financial ineptitude (mine, for a change).
Drove new car along sunny, ultragreen country lanes towards apocalyptic stormclouds spiking lightning and roiling impressively.
Located lights and wipers on new car, not a moment too soon.
Sat ten feet from my front door in new car listening to Purcell on the radio and watching hefty, fake-looking hailstones bounce off shiny paintwork.
Scuttled indoors in brief lull (still enough to soak but not to stun) to be greeted by dismayed WTF from cats, who would like me to FIX RAIN NOW PLS KTHX.
Tonight, I shall be dredging through my files for Evidence.
Thank you. Here all week.