Bah

I ache, I ache: if I wanted to feel like this I would run marathons or spend hours at the gym. Do you know that doses of 3 or more co-dydramol will put yellow borders around objects? Do you know that commuted claims figures are netted at ARCF level? Do you give a damn? (Am trying to find someone who does).

Review of Aristophanes' The Birds will follow just as soon as my brain is back online. Or not.

The Perils of Literature, part 324(a)

Just had an email, prompted (I assume) by the various reviews of vampire books on my website.

"hi there my name is [you don't need to know].i want to no if i was there and i showed you my neck and you needed to drink some blood.would you bite me.let me give you an idea of what my neck looks like.email me back"

She sent me a photo too.

Ewwwwww.