The Perils of Literature, part 324(a)

[tamaranth]

Just had an email, prompted (I assume) by the various reviews of vampire books on my website.

"hi there my name is [you don't need to know].i want to no if i was there and i showed you my neck and you needed to drink some blood.would you bite me.let me give you an idea of what my neck looks like.email me back"

She sent me a photo too.

Ewwwwww.

Comments

[latexiron.livejournal.com]

I think that's utterly disgusting.

Has she no shame?

How can she send you an email so badly spelled and punctuated?

Let's see the picture of her neck then. Why don't you do a poll?

[flickgc.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Poll poll poll!!!

[owlrigh.livejournal.com]

That's so very wrong. Eww!

The Stalker's Neck

[dougs.livejournal.com]

She yearns to slake a vampire's thirst,
To feel her plump carotid burst.
She flaunts her neck, she wants a bite,
But we all think her grammar's shite.
Her bold ambition's sadly cursed:
She'll have to study writing first.
Just mail her back, and say you might,
If she can only learn to write.

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

Oh dear ... it's tragic really, and that's before we get to the spelling and punctuation. I take it she was very young.

M.

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

'was'? Are you accusing me of something?

They'll never find the bodies

[brisingamen.livejournal.com]

Certainly not! I was thinking more of terms of us all having moved on after that interlude.

M.