[personal profile] tamaranth
Dear Employers

If I am deemed surplus to requirements as at 17th September, could you explain to me why my workload is preventing me from taking the afternoon off to get x-rayed?

Yours, T

PS If you had made up your 'minds' in the first place (or on versions 2-5 of the spec, or even on the one you signed off) the project would not be late.

PPS You'll be sorry when I'm gone.

Date: Friday, August 30th, 2002 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swisstone.livejournal.com
Dear Employee,

1) We're bastards.

2) We're also indecisive bastards.

3) Finally, we're also stupid bastards with an inability to strategically plan.

I hope this answers your enquiry.

Yours, The Bastards

Date: Friday, August 30th, 2002 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
Management:
1. The art of efficient and effective deployment of personnel so as to make best use of their skills and time in order to bring projects to fruition on schedule, within budget and via a happy workforce.
2. The set of pointy-haired incompetents entrusted with ensuring that (1) never happens.

MC

Date: Friday, August 30th, 2002 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com
I can only agree with both of the above...

Grrr.

January 2026

S M T W T F S
     1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 910
11 12 13 14 15 1617
18 19 20 21222324
25 26 27 282930 31

Most Popular Tags

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags