Mutant Purple Unicorn in Bathroom

[tamaranth]

UPDATE: Bath now purple. Unicorn replaced by something wet and drippy. I think it's ladymoonray.

Comments

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

Mutant! Outcast!

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

you can just bugger off back to NZ if that's all you can say!


:)

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I was looking for an excuse...

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I can't cast her out! She's got wet hair! Wet hair!

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes... That might be a little teensy problem. However, it is a lot warmer today!

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

Shhhhhhhhhh!

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

"Mutant unicorn" in the sense of "not looking like a unicorn at all, actually". I think it's more Gorgon-like, actually.

*ducks head to avoid being slapped around the face by wet strands of purple seaweed or whatever the hell it is growing out of her head and it's giving me the FEAR I tell you*

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

FEAR ME!

and my hair, obviously :)

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I shall build your hair a temple forthwith, and offer sacrifices in order to assuage its squamous yearnings.

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

squamous yearnings all down the drain. Or so I devoutly hope. You may wish to propitiate the Goddess of Dyeing instead.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise there was a goddess of dyeing - I thought there was only the muse, Hydrience. Forgive my blasphemy.

[purplecthulhu.livejournal.com]

I think I have a warehouse of squamous yearnings in the pacific somewhere...

[soulstar.livejournal.com]

Wrap it in clingfilm, quick!!!

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[ajshepherd.livejournal.com]

You're a cruel woman. But I like that...

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

*stamps foot*

Well I don't!

[nolley.livejournal.com]

Snigger.

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

*poke*

[purplecthulhu.livejournal.com]

So what's the secret with this dying? When purpletigron tried this, the dye just washed right out...

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

'tis an Arcane Art, not easily convey'd ...
(Well, it's a combination of the right hair dye, a great deal of patience, and -- for long hair -- getting someone else to make sure it's worked right through).

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

And you need to leave the dye on a lot longer than it says. I make it two hours from when the putting-on has finished (and that takes a long time in itself).

[reddragdiva]

I thought that was a panda, not a unicorn.

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

It's a panda disguised as a unicorn. Do keep up :)

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

[snigger]

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

*poke*

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Miss! Miss! She poked me!

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

what are you, a man or a mouse? Deal! She's not so fierce really.
I have a lovely mouse-house ...

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Depends ... which would you prefer? [grin]

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I couldn't possibly comment. But meece are neece.

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

One, two, or three buttons? [grin]

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the scrolly thing!

OK, I'll get my coat...

[d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com]

Perfectionist.

Oh yeah. And geek! [grin]