Open Letter

[tamaranth]

Dear Luddite Movement,

Please rush me details of how to join. Technology stinks and I have had enough of it.

Love, T

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PS: Camera? Good one being fixed; bad one bad (see here for evidence from Novacon)

PDA? Neo has trashed AvantGo and won't let me reinstall. Deluxe has visible battery drain and resets every time the batteries run out, which is often. (Suspect this is due to running both from the same PC installation, which has Neo software in it. Does anyone know for sure?)

Mobile phone? See previous entries. Now receiving phone messages from myself within a minute, which means stupid test won't work. No one else is allowed to text me, though.

PC? Don't get me started. Cannot even watch 2-minute WMV file, let alone pirate copy (ahahahah) of Pirates of the Caribbean, arrrr. Whine, whine, whine.

DVD player. Do not have one. Whine.

iPod? Loves me. Mmmm. One day, my precioussss, you will have more MP3s to feed upon ...

Comments

[asynje.livejournal.com]

*hands viscious-looking pointy stick over*

*starts war-chant*

[lproven.livejournal.com]

You are such a good ranter.

Like the Novacon pix, even if technologically-impaired. It is, of course, a tiny bike hamster on my head... :¬)

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Look, everyone! I've got a pointy stick!!! FEAR ME!

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

The ranting gives me something to do while I wait for technology to work.

Of course it's a tiny bike hamster on your head. Silly me.

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

I like the photos - they make me look ten years younger!

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

Will bring camera along to pub, then. Just in case you need to look younger again.

[lproven.livejournal.com]

:¬(

:¬) Well, you DID give it to me...

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

Does 'I didn't know you were going to balance it on your head' count as a defence?

[lproven.livejournal.com]

Not really, no...