*snort*

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 02:48 pm
[personal profile] tamaranth
(via [livejournal.com profile] pds_lit)

"Among the causes of homosexuality is a contagious demonic factor," says 73 year-old Fr. Jeremy Davies.

OMG DEMONS! OMG CATCHING!

Also, yoga is more dangerous than overt occult behaviour because it's the 'thin end of the wedge'. Riiiight. But, but, but evil thin-end-of-wedge practices are so much better for my back than church-going!

Am damned. Ah well.

I don't make a point of mocking people's faith, but this sort of thing provokes me to mockery or despair.

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajshepherd.livejournal.com
I think this sort of thing needs to be mocked, really! Shouldn't he be in the old priests' home by now like in that episode of Father Ted?

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serennos.livejournal.com
The Father Jack clones are clearly all already suffering demons! (Drink! Fek! Gurrls!)

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolymonkey.livejournal.com
I think he's onto something. Finally an explanation for why I find pilates so much less enjoyable than yoga although it does me more good.

Sadly, have contracted a contagious angel in my neck (they're transmitted by car accidents, you know) that prevents me from indulging in satanic yoga.

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamaranth.livejournal.com
ah, so that's how I can acquire an angel! (Have you ever read The Vintner's Luck?)

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moral-vacuum.livejournal.com
Gives a whole new meaning to getting the horn.

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] lj_stowaway
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Trying very hard not to fall down laughing.

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woolymonkey.livejournal.com
No. Should I?

Date: Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamaranth.livejournal.com
absolutely! Though, o no, it has Demonic Practices in it too (as per J Davies, not with actual demons).

If I remember I shall bring it with me next week, along with SEASON 3 hahaha.

Date: Thursday, August 21st, 2008 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecos.livejournal.com
Yeah, sure. Good thing IGNORANCE isn't contagious.

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