DUNGEON better than WERK

[tamaranth]

"You pray to Ellen Kushner. You feel blessed."

"Ladymoonray the arch-demon stands before you (86HP)."

"You find yourself in a misty tomb. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate donizetti."

Comments

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

I liked 'you hear the sound of ianmcdonald in the distance'.

[lamentables.livejournal.com]

I've got the Crown of Grahamsleight in my dungeon.

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you are a mere figurine in mine!

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I've just heard the sound of bsfa.

*shudders*

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

Run in the other direction!

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

I did. Very fast. Had to whack a gelatinous cube or two with the Axe of Rachmaninoff, but hey, that's life.

... what do you mean, it isn't life?

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

"LAdymoonray the arch-demon".

I can be a lot more arch than her, dear.

[bugshaw.livejournal.com]

In your dungeon, I "hear the sound of graham clark ranting in the distance"

[swisstone.livejournal.com]

It's not an uncommon experience ...

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

You, sir, were a Leprechaun (4HP). I splatted you with the Sword of Sneerpout, an edged and envenomed blade, and picked your pockets.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

I am insulted. I think I'd rather have been a figurine, or indeed a gelatinous cube (no comment).