News Around the World

[reposted from a comment elsewhere, because this is too good not to share]

Someone linked to an article on News Around the World and asked 'is this actually in English?'

Well ...

Front-page stories include:

• We are entertained to forebode the 8th Annual National Natural Landmarks (NNL) Program Photo Contest.


• Like cosmic ghosts, represent black holes bush be zipping harmlessly ended Earth on a lawful basis, a infant conceptualise suggests


• Police in Srbija hit inactive past Slav expeditionary Negro Ratko Mladic, the highest-ranking struggle crimes venture ease at super from the peninsula wars of the 1990s


• Coal India, the world’s highest rage miner, is in recent talks to take up to 40 quotient gaming in Indonesia’s Golden Energy Mines in a tending valued at between $750 meg and $1 billion, trinity sources with frank noesis said on Thursday

RAGE MINING! I have no words. Well, not ones like this.