More virus nonsense

Victim #1 = me: still having fits of cold/shaky/must sleep NOW. And achiness and disinclination to do anything. Which is starting to get me down, so I am being Determined today.

Victom #2 = laptop: am slowly removing 'XP Internet Security'. Why did I suspect it from its very first alarmist lie? Because the message was spelt wrong. Note to software (and virus) developers: I am congenitally incapable of ignoring bad spelling, and likely to assume that mis-spellings and poor grammar indicate malware.