conspiracy

JELLYFISH everywhere ewwww

As if the autumnal weather weren't bad enough ...

I am actually quite phobic about jellyfish (plus, being stung by the fairly common blue things hurts) so will avoid south coast at the merest possibility of my phobia healthy caution being triggered by specimens that are actually dangerous.

Can haz summer nao pls?

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has got EEEEEEEE. Up and runnning within 10 mins of FedEx delivery. is pretteh

Checklist for New EEE Users

1. acquire handbag worthy of EEE
2. install decent text editor (slightly more trouble than it should be)
3. trim fingernails to reduce typos