Email to Virgin, Sixth (or Seventh?) in a Series

"... I'm really very annoyed about this -- so annoyed that I am not going to call you until I've calmed down! If you can sort it within the next 12 hours so much the better. If not, you have lost a customer and I shall certainly be discussing my experience with everyone who wonders why they couldn't get in touch with me for a month. ..."

which is to say: if you've been trying to text, leave voice messages or otherwise contact me via Virgin, don't bother. Their interpretation of 'international roaming' gives me 'at the customer's request, international dialling is disabled'. GAH.

Ah well, back to local fizz, raspberry vodka and red snapper dip. It's a hard life. But it's quite easy to stop being enraged!