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Bloody-minded cats
Thursday, July 20th, 2006 07:44 pmI can live with their having learnt how to open the door between the kitchen and the rest of the house (this is the second day running that it's been open when I got home).
But cats who spend all day in the house, and then wait until I go upstairs, and then shit on the carrier bag I've just put down ...
They are cowering in the garden right now, but eventually they will discover that I have locked them out. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
Fur gloves, anyone? Or they make good cushions. Freshly brushed, too.
I changed their litter tray this morning: it's clean. And they haven't done anything anywhere else, that I can detect. I really think this is a Dirty Protest. But I have opposable thumbs, so they're stuffed. Not literally. Not yet.
But cats who spend all day in the house, and then wait until I go upstairs, and then shit on the carrier bag I've just put down ...
They are cowering in the garden right now, but eventually they will discover that I have locked them out. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
Fur gloves, anyone? Or they make good cushions. Freshly brushed, too.
I changed their litter tray this morning: it's clean. And they haven't done anything anywhere else, that I can detect. I really think this is a Dirty Protest. But I have opposable thumbs, so they're stuffed. Not literally. Not yet.
