No Tentacles

Title refers to pugwash's stipulation re the paella he reckoned couldn't be cooked on board Sea Spear. ( cookery post! )

So wrong, and yet so right

Do not click the link below if:

- you are at work
- you are eating or drinking
- you don't have a soundcard, with speakers / headphones
- you are on an especially slow dial-up connection
- you hate and despite Electric Six* and/or their recent Top Ten hit, 'Gay Bar'
- you have any respect for Bush or Blair

Are the rest of you sitting comfortably?

Then we'll begin.
Rated PG13 for political content: nothing graphically offensive

*popular beat combo, m'lud