At the beginning of September I was
approaching closure with $FinancialMisadviceCo, who had offered me money to shut up and leave them alone.
It is now the beginning of October.
"Dear $FinancialMisadviceCo,
You are still useless and I still have to chase you. WTF?
kthx,
me"
"Dear T
We are sorry we are so useless it was someone else's fault I will chase them
Mr. 'Compliance'"
That drumming noise you can hear is my fingers tapping. Tapping like little hammers tapping inside their Branez.