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tamaranth ([personal profile] tamaranth) wrote2003-07-30 06:58 pm

The Stag Beetle ...

Stag beetles are an endangered species. And today, in Kew, I found out what endangers them.


Dear little furry predator!

[identity profile] sbisson.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Poor ickle beetle...

I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name,
And I called him Alexander and he answered just the same.
I put him in a matchbox, and I kept him all the day...
And Nanny let my beetle out
Yes, Nanny let my beetle out
She went and let my beetle out-
And beetle ran away.

She said she didn't mean it, and I never sauid she did,
She said she wanted matches, and she just took off the lid
She said that she was sorry, but it's difficult to catch
An excited sort of beetle you've mistaken for a match.

She said that she was sorry, and I really mustn't mind
As there's lots and lots of beetles which she's certain we could find
If we looked about the garden for the holes where beetles hid-
And we'd get another matchbox, and write BEETLE on the lid.

We went to all the places which a beetle might be near,
And we made the sort of noises which a beetle likes to hear,
And I saw a kind of something, and I gave a sort of shout:
"A beetle-house and Alexander Beetle coming out!"

It was Alexander Beetle I'm as certain as can be
And he had a sort of look as if he thought it might be ME,
And he had a kind of look as if he thought he ought to say:
"I'm very, very sorry that I tried to run away."

And Nanny's very sorry too, for you know what she did,
And she's writing ALEXANDER very blackly on the lid,
So Nan and me are friends, because it's difficult to catch
An excited Alexander you've mistaken for a match.

[identity profile] camies.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
ah, someone else remembers that pome. I thought I was the only one. (all things can be found eventually, even a children's book called 'When Auntie Lil took Charge' which my grandmama had).

[identity profile] ladymoonray.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Is that Oscar? He's gorgeous!

Though not quite as gorgeous as the nameless one.

[identity profile] d-floorlandmine.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm ... would explain the poor unfortunate stag beetle head that we found in the lawn the other day ... "Too fat to run, too stupid to hide" [grin]

[identity profile] the-gardener.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Current Music: Barber: Adagio thingy

Always makes me want to go and lie down somewhere until I can be sure that my eyes have ceased producing moisture.