FLARKE! FLARKE!
Flark: A Swedish term referring to limited, usually elongated, wet areas of exposed peat having an algal film and sometimes a sparse cover of sedges. The flark may be several hundred meters in length. On sloping sites flarks are narrow, being only a few meters wide but on horizontal peatland they may be a hundred or more meters wide. The flark axis is always perpendicular to direction of the contours. Synonym of mare (French-Canadian), rimpi (Finnish), and kulju.
(from the Arctic Geobotanical Atlas)
Alt: something that IKEA claim to have, but don't.

Fingers crossed for stealth shelf-purchase tomorrow ...
(from the Arctic Geobotanical Atlas)
Alt: something that IKEA claim to have, but don't.
Fingers crossed for stealth shelf-purchase tomorrow ...