Fish onna stick!
Those who attended the 'why fans like cats and how can we get them to stop' panel at Eastercon (answers: 'because they're story-able and possibly because they've infected us with toxophilia; it's too late to reverse the process now') may remember me claiming that my landlady has much more fun with fish onna stick than our feline overlord ever does. Well, here is Documentary Evidence. Ozy looks on - from beneath table - as B plays.