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tamaranth ([personal profile] tamaranth) wrote2010-05-06 10:13 am

CAN HAZ NEW GOVT?

Please vote.

Even if you think it's a wasted vote, even if you think they're all as bad as each other, even if you're in the wrong sort of safe seat, even if it's bloody cold out there, even if there are no decent candidates in your constituency, even if there's a queue, even if there's a Tory hanging around outside trying to engage you in conversation, even if you're really busy, even if you can't find your poll card, even if you wish 'hung parliament' referred to nooses and gallows, even if you have been traumatised by canvassers, even if it takes a while to climb over the mounds of propaganda that've drifted in through your letterbox, even if that book / DVD you've been waiting for has just arrived, even if you're afraid of encountering a BNP activist, even if you don't give a damn.

Please vote.

[identity profile] tamaranth.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Cats would vote for whichever party promised full unemployment (= more Ape Time), climate change (= more sunshine), and NO BLOODY DOGS WALKING AROUND IN OUR TERRITORY AND BARKING AT US WHEN WE'RE SUNBATHING ON THE BINS.

Apparently.

[identity profile] ms-cataclysm.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
oh dear that sounds like UKIP or worse...are we irredeemably under the Paw ?

[identity profile] tamaranth.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I am most certainly under the paw and I am surprised you could question your own oppression.