CAN HAZ NEW GOVT?

[tamaranth]

Please vote.

Even if you think it's a wasted vote, even if you think they're all as bad as each other, even if you're in the wrong sort of safe seat, even if it's bloody cold out there, even if there are no decent candidates in your constituency, even if there's a queue, even if there's a Tory hanging around outside trying to engage you in conversation, even if you're really busy, even if you can't find your poll card, even if you wish 'hung parliament' referred to nooses and gallows, even if you have been traumatised by canvassers, even if it takes a while to climb over the mounds of propaganda that've drifted in through your letterbox, even if that book / DVD you've been waiting for has just arrived, even if you're afraid of encountering a BNP activist, even if you don't give a damn.

Please vote.

Comments

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

take a weapon. Or spidermonkey -- he can engage the Tory in monosyllables. Or KITTENZ, Tories burst into flames when confronted by Teh Cute.

[woolymonkey.livejournal.com]

Tories burst into flames when confronted by Teh Cute

But our local Tory candidate adopted a cat from the Blue Cross!

He is nice to cats: I must vote for him. < /sarcasm >

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[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

Do we know if the cat did a runner? Or was sedated when it agreed to be adopted?

[themonkeycats.livejournal.com]

Last week, we met a black policekitty who told us that Blue Cross asylum-seeking scroungers were stopping first-time kitties getting onto the homing ladder.
--Leicester and Humbug.

PS But we thought he was a stupid, stuck-up kitty, and probably made up by a speech writer.

[tamaranth.livejournal.com]

FAO woolymonkey

HALP UR KITTIEZ IZ POSSESSESSED BY DAVID CAMERON HALP