Ekkkk!!!! You are a better person than me - I would have:
a) been sick
b) called for the Boyf
c) been sick again
d) watched the Boyf been sick
e) sighed and sorted it, whilst Boyf is still loudly being sick!!!

And I would have been very bad and used bleach - and lots of it (especially if I couldn't get my hands on a thermonuclear warhead (they are great for those stubbon stains!!!))