am shocked and appalled to find that you don't offer a translation service!

Re Stoppard, you may find this Observer piece (http://www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,726099,00.html) interesting.

I'd certainly recommend the trilogy, though perhaps not all in a single week. The acting's good, the wit is, well, Stoppardian, and the staging is overwhelming (at one point I felt sea-sick!)